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Type of fanwork: Written fanwork
Subtype(s): fan fiction (new)
Fandom(s): Doctor Who: New Doctor Who (2005-present); Starkid Musicals (no hp); Shipwrecked Comedy
Highest rating: M
Minimum Bid: $15
Audience: All ages
Length/scope: Less than 5k words
Special interests (what is this?): F/F ships, Gen (no ship) or platonic works, Poly ships, Rarepairs, Reader insert

Characters/pairings of interest:
I will write for almost any pairing/character in Nuwho. I especially like Doctorriver (any incarnations, but especially Marchingband (Mels/fugitive Doctor)), Thasmin (or writing for the fam in general), DoctorTARDIS, thoschei, the Cassinis and the Paternoster Gang. I am also very ready to write polyships, especially Thrivermin or Doctor x River x Missy.

In the Starkid universe, I would especially like to write for any Hatchetfield characters. Miss Holloway, Grace Chasity and the Foster sisters are my favourites but I would write for anyone, really. I also very much like Twisted, Firebringer and Starship, even though I have never written work for any of those. (Not actually Starkid, but I would totally write for Spies are Forever as well.)

For Shipwrecked, I would especially like to write for Poeparty or Headless, but I am very open to other projects as well. My favourites are Mary Shelley, Lenore and HG and Bromtilda and Ichabod (SUCH a fun character to write for. If you really want to make me happy, you ask for another crossover so I can write him and Osgood being besties). But I can't think of a character I wouldn't write for.

Subjects/theme/tropes of interest:
I love writing romance and friendship. Just characters hanging out, really. Some fluff, some angst. I enjoy AUs, too. Especially love giving my favourites some healing (and torturing them some more at the same time is a good time as well, obviously)

Unwilling to address:
I think you can see it from the rating, but I don't so smut or very heavy angst/gore, try to keep it light-ish. Angst is fun, but I don't describe violence in detail. I have barely ever needed an ao3 warning in my works and if I did it was canon character death. I definitely don't write noncon.

Don't ask me for tenrose. I am just not the writer for that. I don't think I am great at 9 x Rose x Jack, either, but I would be willing to try. Also 10 x Simm Master is not the best idea. Maybe just avoid 10 altogether, unless he's there for a Martha or Donna-centered piece.

For Starkid, please don't ask for anything related to avpm, avps or avpsy. I also don't think I could do a good take on Me and My Dick, but I would be willing to try. Also, Ani is my only connection to Star Wars, so I could definitely write for that but it might turn out wildly incorrect in the eyes of a Star Wars fan. I have also not seen Cinderella's Castle or any of the additional Hatchetfield material (like the Melissa story) yet.

I have not yet listened to the second half of The Case of the Greater Gatsby, so please don't ask for characters/pairings/topics exclusive to the podcast. I can do Case of the Gilded Lily, though.

Other notes:
I usually don't require much input in a prompt. You could just give me a word or two and I could spin something from that. Doing exchanges, however, I have noticed that I enjoy the prompts most that paint some sort of narrative already but leave me enough room to add my own spin (which I usually do. Expect random side characters to show up unexpectedly for a cameo) I would write a short scene for you, probably some description but mainly a lot of dialogue and some inner monologue of the person I decided to make the narrator. (I think I would prefer if I could choose the narrator myself, to make the choice dependent on how the scene develops. Feel free to tell me your preferences, though.) Also, I am no native English speaker and while I read my works several times before posting, I use little grammar/spelling correction, so mistakes are inevitable. Just look at what I have written for these answers, I am sure some mistakes are in here. (I am more tired now than on the average when I write and I am not proofreading now, so the gift will be like 50% better at least)

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