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GhostOfNuggetsPast is offering:

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Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written fanwork
Subtype(s): fan poetry
Fandom(s): Sherlock Holmes: Arthur Conan Doyle stories, BBC Sherlock, Enola Holmes, Granada Holmes, Sherlock & Co.; Buffyverse; Dead Boy Detectives
Highest rating: M
Minimum Bid: $5
Audience: All ages
Length/scope: Less than 5k words
Special interests (what is this?): Poly ships, Rarepairs

Characters/pairings of interest:
Any age-appropriate relationships, any character. We can talk.

Subjects/theme/tropes of interest:
I enjoy humor, but I'm open to most things. I have an affinity for angsty limericks.

Unwilling to address:
+ No situations where children, vulnerable people, or animals are abused physically. Remember children, people with intellectual disabilities, and animals cannot consent.
+ Avoid religious themes that are not in the source material.
+ Avoid body part and size kinks. Avoid body fluid and excreta play.
+ No hate speech toward groups of people without a very good reason.
+ Let's avoid summoning Satan.
+ Absolutely, positively, NO Barney the Dinosaur.

Other notes:
Hello, Dear Bidder! I am offering a limerick remix of a fic or fics adding up to 20,000 words. That means I will read each fic, digest it, and spit out limerick summaries of it in a hopefully pleasing way. There will be several verses so the story is told more or less completely in under 5,000 words. Check out "Little Supermarket Bottles of Wine" on my Ao3 or Tumblr for an example. I imagine you will have the fic or fics in mind, but if you need help choosing, we can work together to find a choice that we both like. When completed, I will upload the work to Ao3 gifted to you and to a Drive folder where you may download it directly. Depending on how much time I have, it may be formatted nicely. :)

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